The magic that happens underground

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Shit happens – that’s true in sewerage and it’s true in life.

Malcolm Street

Malcolm Street is passionate about sewerage: he’s bringing that enthusiasm to his illustrated lecture The Magic that Happens Underground.

The ‘magic’ of his title is the daily disappearance of our waste products; a disappearance most of us take for granted, but which Malcolm doesn’t.

Malcolm wants to tell us the whole story from WC pan to sewerage outfall. He’s written a script and put together the slides. He’s shot some video and he’s even built some models which will let him demonstrate siphonic action on stage.

But as Malcolm delivers his lecture he finds it increasingly difficult to stick to the script: the events of his life keep breaking through, unexpectedly triggered by his subject matter. Without intending to, Malcolm discusses his marriage, separation and divorce, his faltering career – redundancy has hit him hard – his relationship with his children and his own childhood.

Yet every digression brings him back to his theme, and by the time the journey ends at the outfall Malcolm has learned as much about himself as the audience has about sewerage.

I don’t see how anyone can’t be interested in sewerage.

Malcolm Street

Magic003There are two strands to the Magic that Happens Underground: sewage and life.

The seed for the subject of sewerage came from a Horrid Henry audio tape: in the story Henry is on a school trip to the town museum where he finds the most boring exhibit imaginable: ‘the story of the drain’.

The first thing that struck me was that the story of the drain is in fact an interesting one. I have a long-standing interest in buildings and how they and their associated utilities work (over ten years ago I bought a second-hand book about sewage treatment systems which has plenty of illustrations of Edwardian sewage treatment machinery). And coupled with that, a long-standing appreciation of the historical development of such systems from the third millennium BC drains at Mohenjo-daro to the Victorian interceptor sewers of London, designed by Joseph Bazalgette.

downI asked myself whether it would be possible to make that allegedly boring subject interesting for an audience? I felt that with the right treatment it could be. Of course, it presents opportunities for scatological humour, but also it has great scope for metaphorical use. Which brings me to the second strand: life.

By the time you’ve got to middle age (which is where I firmly sit) there’s been a lot of life, some of it good, some of it bad. But one of the main things is the sense that wherever you end up, it probably wasn’t where you aimed for in your youth. A job you thought you would do for decades disappears, a relationship you had promised would last until death withers and dies. An opportunity you never expected suddenly pops up.

Twisting those two strands together gives the Magic that Happens Underground.

Recent estimates suggest that every day each adult expels about 4.5 grams of faeces for every kilogram of body mass … which means the population of Newcastle upon Tyne products 33,275 tonnes of faeces each year.

Malcolm Street

Magic002The lecture format which forms the spine of the piece is drawn from another side of my life, where people – including me – deliver lectures and training sessions on technical subjects. The best examples manage to connect the technical information with the implications for how we live.

The use of the lecture gives us two contrasting voices: the considered script – buttoned down and ordered – and Malcolm’s thoughts as he breaks away from the script. It also allows me to develop practical demonstrations which increase interaction with the audience.

That’s Alison, the first Mrs Street. That assumes there’s a second Mrs Street, which doesn’t look to be happening any time soon.

Malcolm Street

At the start of the piece Malcolm has a lot of unresolved issues: things have happened to him which he hasn’t properly processed. He has a journey to go on; a quest into dark places, illuminated not by Campbell’s Hero’s Journey but Kübler-Ross’ five stages of grief.

Technical details

The Magic that happens underground is a one-man show with a planned running time of 55 minutes. Currently in preparation.


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